During our weekend of shopping at home decor stores, I found this:

I’m now on the lookout for Pvt. Peck, Capt. Crow, and Gen. Coop.  Wait a minute, that last one sounds familiar. Wasn’t he the Surgeon General once?

Yes, he was. But that Gen. Coop was no chicken.

If I can’t find any of them, will I have egg on my face?

I could go on, but I won’t. You’re welcome.